Inner Office Political Banter

Our firm took over another firm a while back. So just this week the “other” brokers joined our office. Our culture is very laid back and as a whole our office isn’t very politically correct. However, this new group is a bit uppity and very PC.

Here’s the break down of our inner office email about McCain’s new running mate:

Our Broker 1
(Old guy whose die hard Democrat…I personally can’t stand this particular employee): The oldest first term candidate of a major party in American history. And a toast to his newly announced running mate, Sarah Palin, who less than three years ago was mayor of a small town in Alaska, and now, possibly one heartbeat from the presidency. That certainly reaffirms our faith in America–that any child can grow up to be President–or Vice President.

Our Broker 2
(Great guy w/ an obvious sense of humor) An important improvement of McCain-Palin over Bush-Cheney is that Palin is a better shot than is Cheney.

Managements Response
(Note before the pain in the ass crew joined our firm he would have never sent out an email like this…I guarantee a Broker from the “other” firm emailed the manager to complain!)
Please refrain from broadcasting political opinions to the entire office. HR policy dictates restraint.

Our Broker 3 (And last but not least one of our youngest brokers who is SOOOOOOO not PC…and I love it!)

So…

Obama Biden= Presidential candidate, no experience with an experienced VP (a far less important position)
McCain Palin = Presidential candidate with experience teamed with an inexperienced VP (that’s a hottie,,not to mention Cindy Mac)

Which combination would you want?? A great speaker that’s done nothing with a VP with great experience stuck in a position to do nothing? Or a President with total experience and hot VP with little experience, that’s broken some necks in corrupt Alaska in a limited slot? No brainer!!

Oh by the way, think about this combo…

S.Palin
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sarah%20palin%20pictures&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Team Palin up with Cindy McCain:
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=cindy+mccain&btnG=Search+Images

Not to mention his Meghan Mac…
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Meghan%20McCain&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Enough said!!!

Woo…woo…you’ll understand after you watch this!

This is a freak’n hillarious. I laughed so hard this morning. Thanks Susan for sending me this link! Guess I should be cooking breakfast this morning. No need for coffee waking me up…this whistles will do the trick. Thank god I’m in a gated community and this trend hasn’t jumped to the East Coast yet!

Sky Lounge To Host Bike & Car Show To Benefit the Districts Coalition for the Homeless

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Washington, DC (August 20th, 2008) – Skye Lounge of Washington, DC’s financial district plans to host a “Bike & Car Show” fundraising event the evening of Saturday, September 6, 2008.  The charity chosen to benefit from dollars raised is the Coalition for the Homeless. 

Daniel Allen of co-owner of Skye, chose the Coalition for the Homeless because he has participated in homeless fundraisers in the past with St. Luke’s. “I know this is a major problem in the nation’s capital and it should not be.  The homeless population in Washington, DC is the greatest per capita of any city in the US.  Through Skye we have the opportunity to give back and hopefully help alleviate a growing issue in the city.”

The evening will showcase a myriad of exotic vehicles.  Guests are encouraged to bring their own bikes and motorcycles as well.  To accommodate the number of cars and bikes, from 6pm to 10pm, the city will close down blocks inclusive of 19th, 20th, and Eye Streets, NW specifically for this event.

Some of the exotic cars which will be featured include the Attack Roadster, Toyota Supra, Viper, Lamborghini Guilardo, Maserati, and the Drift Nissan 240.  Among the motorcycles are the R1 Yamaha, Hyabusa, Suzuki GSXR (models 600, 750 and 1000). 

A $10 or $20 donation for the cause is suggested for attendees.  Skye will provide live music, a date auction, prizes and drink and food specials.  Reservations are only for those showcasing cars or bikes and admittance is first come first serve.

Red Bull, Grey Goose, Race Apeel , MischiefTV, Eurobeat , Atyer Service have signed on to be corporate sponsors of the benefit.

Please contact Lydia Arshadi for more information, media inquiries, and reservations at lydia@skyedc.com or 301.219.0277.

About Skye Lounge:  
Skye Lounge (previously Karma) opened in March 2008 under the ownership of Dan Allen & George Koutsoukos.  The lounge features five independently run plasma TVs, 20-foot floor-to-ceiling windows, and plush leather couches that line the perimeter of the venue with elevated, bench-like seating. The seating is ideal for plasma viewing or late night bottle service.  Skye boasts a 550-square-foot, canopy-protected outdoor patio.  The fully stocked bar offers over thirty flavors of fresh fruit mojitos, martinis, and margaritas.  The restaurant’s menu includes a choice of fifteen unique salads and several Mediterranean-inspired dishes.

About the Washington Homeless Coalition:
The Coalition for the Homeless is a non-profit organization that has served the Washington metropolitan area since 1980.  Its mission is to help homeless, at-risk individuals and families return to self-sufficiency and independent living, through a range of residential and social services.  The Coalition was conceived by the Interfaith Conference of Metropolitan Washington in 1979. The Coalition was originally established as an advocacy organization to address the issues of homelessness in the District.  In 1985, the Coalition evolved into a direct provider of services to the homeless, and it currently operates 13 program facilities across Washington, D.C

*** Reminder – Tomorrow Night *** Brew At The Zoo

Raise your glass to conservation and join FONZ Young Professionals at the fourth annual Brew at the Zoo. Sample beer and hors d’oeuvres from more than 20 microbreweries and area restaurants, enjoy animal demonstrations, and groove to live music by a top local band.The ticket price includes all beer samples, food, entertainment, and a commemorative glass. Proceeds support animal care, conservation science, education and sustainability at the National Zoo.Another excellent event at the National Zoo and this one is a good deal cheaper than the Zoofari. Lots of great food and drink for a worthy cause.

 

Thursday, August 21 2008, 6:00pm
Smithsonian National Zoological Park

3001 Connecticut Ave NW

Washington, DC

(202) 633-4800
$40.00-55.00

Redskins Fans check this out

Dear Friends,
 
With the Burgundy and Gold Party quickly approaching, we’ve decided to offer the ticket at the discounted price of $65 for today and tomorrow only.  Follow the link below, and click on “Enter Discount Code.”  Enter in “Redskins” and you will have your ticket discounted $35.  Go to:  http://burgundyandgold.eventbrite.com/?discount=Redskins <http://burgundyandgold.eventbrite.com/?discount=Redskins>
 
We also will be GIVING away a pair of tickets to next Thursday’s Jaguar game, and to the Monday night game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on November 3rd.  In addition, we will be having a silent auction for additional game tickets and Redskins merchandise.
 
Thank you for all your support and we hope to see you decked out in Burgundy and Gold at F. Scott’s on Saturday night!
 
Best
 
The Sports Action Committee
Sam Farnum
Brendan Martin
Wright Sigmund
Josh Thomas

Bucks For Your Books

Well with today’s soaring gas prices who isn’t concerned about saving a buck or two?  We’ll if you have a bunch of books laying around collecting dust…check this link out…cash4books.net.  Type in the books’ ISBN numbers (which you’ll find on the back cover or on the copyright page in the front of the books), and see if you can get cash for them.  Complete the transaction online, print out a prepaid mailing label, pack up those books and send them in.  In just a few days you will either receive a check in the mail or a deposit to your PayPal account.  You won’t pay a cent – not even for postage. 

Free Yoga Classes…….

It’s that time of the month again. It’s time to go inside yourself, find your inner beauty and core, then with strength, radiate it out for the world to see.  Or perhaps just those around you in the park. 

Even Keel Free Outdoor Yoga Series

Sunday, August 24th from 10:30-11:30AM in Rock Creek Park join fellow down doggers and instructor Sarah Smith from Studio Serenity, for the third session in the Even Keel Free Outdoor Yoga Series.  There will even be a drawing for a free pair of Even Keel yoga pants!

Walk or Metro to Rock Creek Park.  Woodley-Park Metro.  From Calvert Street NW, walk into the park on 24th Street (Open City is at the top of the hill).  The group be on the grassy field down the hill on the right near the exercise stations. 

Bring your mat or a towel along with a water bottle.  This is shine only, so if rains and you still want to practice yoga, hit the studio. 

Click here to view map:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&msa=0&ll=38.921389,-77.053814&spn=0.013522,0.024762&z=15&msid=113720733065985642743.00044fcb411ec210e2e6b

Participating studios include Flow Yoga Center, Studio Serenity, and Quiet Mind Yoga. 

Please visit http://www.evenkeelyoga.com for additional details and to shop online (enter code EKDC to receive a 10% discount).

Regeneration Tour Discount Code

Just click here to purchase tickets. Enter the discount code lovethe80s and get 25% off your in-house seats! For all Wolf Trap performances, visit www.wolftrap.org

Happy Birthday Ryan!

Woo hoo Ryan’s Two!!!  My favorite nephew just turned two today.  Knut and I shipped off a box with his gifts FED-Ex earlier this week so he should have got them by now.  We got him the Mr. Potato Head w/ a bunch of different custom kits (pirate, chef, doctor, etc.), several books, and some cute new outfits for the upcoming fall. 

Lauren just had the family get some portraits done.  I’ve attached some of them.  You can click to enlarge them.  My favorite is the one shows Ryan w/ the beach in the background.

Virginia Wine Showcase Next Weekend

Click here for details:  Virginia Wine Showcase – Dulles Expo Center